kingofconeyisland:

When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework yesterday.

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feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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skibbo:

skibbo:

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check out this lil guy on a skateboard 

image this lil guy wants to thank you for all the notes 

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beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

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legshaving:

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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no regrats 

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barackobotm:

the american school system 

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heart:

you know the world is going to end when you’re about to sneeze and you have food in your mouth

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